chandler: omg i hate how raven just leaves her stuff everywhere and then cries her eyes out when people always steal her stuff. geez, that's why i always take her stuff to show her how easy it is and try to teach her a lesson but she gotta be all ignorant.
me: it's ok chandler, i think one day your efforts will be acknowledged.
chandler: ok, maybe not until her house gets stolen!
me: chandler, your house can't get stolen..
